Pantyhose Routes You Know Its Going To Be A Bad Day Ahead When...?

You know its going to be a bad day ahead when...? - pantyhose routes

You wake up face down on the sidewalk.

You put your bra inside out and is more suitable.

You call suicide prevention and they warned.

Your birthday cake collapses under the weight of the candles.

You want on the clothes he wore home from the party and none is set.

Turn on the news and they show the escape routes of the city.

Her twin sister has forgotten her birthday.

You wake up and realize the water came, and then realize that you have a waterbed.

The horn is accidentally and remains stuck as it follows a group of Hells Angels on the freeway.

They go to work and find your dress is in the lower back.

They Call his answering machine and you say that this is not your business.

Your blind date turns out to be his ex.

Check your income tax jumps.

You put both contacts in one eye.